L.O.L.

Just a quick anecdote...

I've been going to the tanning bed a couple times a week lately. It's not that I want to be tan, it's just that I want to look healthy on my wedding day. IfyaknowwhatImean.

Anyways, sometimes I get weird red spots from where my skin is pressed against the acrylic bed. Yesterday, I was leaving the tanning salon, and I noticed a bright red streak down my arm.

It was raining out, and I decided to stop at the grocery store on my way home. However, as I was walking into Publix, I was incredibly preoccupied with how bad the streak looked. I was convinced that everyone was going to notice it. Then as I walked around the store, EVERYONE was looking at me.

I'm thinking to myself... "Geez, it's just a red mark on my arm, people!"

Then, I get to the frozen food section, and I catch a glimpse of myself in the reflection of the glass food cases. I had been so preoccupied with the red stripe on my arm...

...that I forgot to put down my umbrella!!

{yes, I actually carried the umbrella around the store like I was still being rained on inside.}

And that, ladies & gentlemen, is my life. :OP